Helloooooo Dolly! I cannot believe it’s been three years that I’ve been writing on here, but hey, time flies when you’re writing fun! And also my jokes have not progressed since the beginning. I’m so glad you’re here and I’m so glad that this is your first time reading and I’m glad that this is […]
Hello, you lovely lovely pair of eyes.
As always, I’m glad you’ve made it here.
I’ll make this short, but I just wanted to tell you…
Thank goodness it’s you!
I feel that I can finally breathe again.
Thank you for not allowing me to pass out.
I hope you have had a…
What the hell is going on?
Why has the city that is known to house the happiest place on Earth been hit with the…
The First Gig
by: Rosy Candlin
You know how you worry about being a serial killer because you listen to true crime podcasts all day everyday?…
Actually, that makes me sound sort of seductive.
Hello person in a very platonic way!
I hope I didn’t miss too much in your…
I’ve been searching my whole life for that person to love and it’s just always been you, your eyes, being slowly killed by…
Oh, my dear, you have finally made it.
I am so glad you could join me on this lovely day.
Even if I don’t feel lovely…
Hello you little wildflower in between a rock and a hard place.
I hope your weekend contained one moment of silence that acted as a…
Is that you?
I can’t see you through all of the sunburn on my face.
I hope you’ve had a splendid week and a weekend that…