Flower Roots

Receiving What I Want

Receiving What I Want

Helloooooo Dolly! I cannot believe it’s been three years that I’ve been writing on here, but hey, time flies when you’re writing fun! And also my jokes have not progressed since the beginning. I’m so glad you’re here and I’m so glad that this is your first time reading and I’m glad that this is […]

  • You Matter

    July 10, 2016
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    Hello, you lovely lovely pair of eyes.
    As always, I’m glad you’ve made it here.

     I’ll make this short, but I just wanted to tell you…

  • Dear Orlando

    June 20, 2016
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    Dear Orlando,
    What the hell is going on?
    Why has the city that is known to house the happiest place on Earth been hit with the…

  • The Try-Hard Funny Girl

    June 13, 2016
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    The First Gig
    by: Rosy Candlin

    You know how you worry about being a serial killer because you listen to true crime podcasts all day everyday?…

  • Just Love

    June 5, 2016
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    Hey you.
    Actually, that makes me sound sort of seductive.
    Hello person in a very platonic way!
    That’s better.
    I hope I didn’t miss too much in your…

  • Keep Going

    May 9, 2016
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    Hello you little wildflower in between a rock and a hard place.
    I hope your weekend contained one moment of silence that acted as a…

  • Am I Pretty?

    May 2, 2016
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    Is that you?
    I can’t see you through all of the sunburn on my face.
    I hope you’ve had a splendid week and a weekend that…