Flower Roots

Receiving What I Want

Receiving What I Want

Helloooooo Dolly! I cannot believe it’s been three years that I’ve been writing on here, but hey, time flies when you’re writing fun! And also my jokes have not progressed since the beginning. I’m so glad you’re here and I’m so glad that this is your first time reading and I’m glad that this is […]

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    Hello you little wildflower in between a rock and a hard place.
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    May 2, 2016

    Is that you?
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