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  • I Am So Tired

    March 14, 2016

    Hello there, you beautiful beautiful unicorn’s spawn.
    How are you today?
    Have you already started the day checking yourself out in the mirror?
    I’ll wait here until…

  • You Are Worthy

    March 7, 2016

    Flower Roots is back and looking new, improved, and hotter than ever!
    Usually the flu will keep one out for a week, but…

  • Hello, My Name Is Lindsey

    December 8, 2015

    “It’s sad actually, because anxiety keeps me from enjoying everything as much as I should at this age.” ­

    Amanda Seyfried
    I’ve never read a more…

  • Blame It On The Alcohol

    November 30, 2015

    Happy winter, summer, fall, spring’s day to you!
    At this point, I just have no clue what season Georgia wants.
    It just goes to show,
    You can’t…

  • When Your Mind Won't Let You Go

    November 23, 2015

    Hey, Good-Lookin’.
    Whatcha got cookin’?
    Thanksgiving is this week, so I hope you have mentally and physically prepared for this very sweet holiday.
    I’m pretty stoked because…

  • Age is Just a Number

    November 16, 2015
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    Oh man, check you out.
    You woke up like this.
    You woke up like this.
    And that’s all I know from that song. Sorry Queen B-lovers.

    So this…

  • Getting Laid (Off)

    November 2, 2015

    Reader, I am so glad you made it.
    How are you?
    I hope you had a sugar coma from the candy you were supposed to pass…