Flower Roots
  • I Am So Tired

    March 14, 2016
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    (yawnnnn)
    Hello there, you beautiful beautiful unicorn’s spawn.
    How are you today?
    Have you already started the day checking yourself out in the mirror?
    No?
    I’ll wait here until…

  • You Are Worthy

    March 7, 2016
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    HALLELUJAH PRAISE HIM.
    Flower Roots is back and looking new, improved, and hotter than ever!
    Usually the flu will keep one out for a week, but…

  • Hello, My Name Is Lindsey

    December 8, 2015
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    “It’s sad actually, because anxiety keeps me from enjoying everything as much as I should at this age.” ­

    Amanda Seyfried
    I’ve never read a more…

  • Blame It On The Alcohol

    November 30, 2015
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    Happy winter, summer, fall, spring’s day to you!
    At this point, I just have no clue what season Georgia wants.
    It just goes to show,
    You can’t…

  • When Your Mind Won't Let You Go

    November 23, 2015
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    Hey, Good-Lookin’.
    Whatcha got cookin’?
    Thanksgiving is this week, so I hope you have mentally and physically prepared for this very sweet holiday.
    I’m pretty stoked because…

  • Age is Just a Number

    November 16, 2015
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    Oh man, check you out.
    You woke up like this.
    You woke up like this.
    Flawless.
    And that’s all I know from that song. Sorry Queen B-lovers.

    So this…

  • Getting Laid (Off)

    November 2, 2015
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    Reader, I am so glad you made it.
    How are you?
    I hope you had a sugar coma from the candy you were supposed to pass…